IPL: Delhi Daredevils vs Kings XI Punjab

I am rooting for: Delhi obviously. Kings XI need to taste defeat.

IPL:Rajasthan Royals vs Royal Challengers Bangalore

I am supporting: No one really. I don’t care. I like Dravid. So maybe RCB. Not that it matters. They are definitely out and Rajasthan is anyway in.

IPL:Mumbai Indians vs Kolkatta Knight Riders

I am Backing: A Sachin led Mumbai Indians.

IPL:Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers

I am supporting: Delhi Daredevils (who I am also supporting for the entire tournament)

Mumbai Indians Hex& Decimate CSK

 

Sanath Jayasurya finally got into the groove and came to the party. I suspect it had to do with Sachin being back in the side. Just the confidence you get when Sachin is batting at the other end, something Sanath himself openly accepted in the post match presentation.

Sachin might not have contributed much with the bat and may not have done anything extraordinary. But just having him back in the side gives them a boost.

Dhoni was trying to sound demoralised, but then the CSK lot are, and badly at that. While Mumbai have won their 4th game, Delhi lost their 4th straight game against Kolkata. Damn you Delhi. You have two guys opening for you who are the tournaments highest run getters and yet you lose 4 in a row. Unbelievable shit.

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Hari’s Brilliant Post

I read Hari’s blog after a long time yesterday (he hardly updates. But then he is not as jobless as I am.) and came across this post. A must read for everyone. So, I present you,

RIP : The English Language.

It’s actually a plot to get him to open up anonymous comments. I quote his comment here,

And oh I forgot. Karthik, not everyone reads my blog. I don’t advertise it much, so I don’t think there is any need to allow anonymous comments

So, please guys, go flood him with comments.

Worst Advertisements on TV

I have been watching a bit of IPL now that I am done with Engineering and have nothing else to do except sit at home. You know what ? The advertisements between overs is Irritating. At least if these advertisements were well made, you’d enjoy it till you got bored of it. But these advertisements just drive you crazy. I’ll tell you what ? Lets not have any more of these advertisement. We can have skimpily clad women dancing instead. Yea, yea, the cheerleaders.

However, here’s a list of silliest advertisements,

1. The Big Winner and by a clear margin that too- Coca Cola

I guess this is not on Youtube just yet. But it’s the worst advertisement ever. Seriously. I’ll put it up as soon as I get hold of it.

2. Hritikh Roshan in Cinthol - Does Papa Roshan have to direct your advertisements too ?

Godrej guys have lost it. Big time. Hritikh playing rugby is like the limit.

Can you believe this advertisement has a making of video on Youtube ? Is there no end to this ?

Don’t watch it. It’s a 9 minute video. Even if you have nothing else to do, don’t watch it.

3. Hritikh Roshan in Coca Cola

I actually have a lot to say on this, but I’ll stay quite, for the nowhere stated reasons.

Coca Cola is just not employing the right advertisement agency for their advertisements.

4. Godrej

Can’t find the video of this one either.

What, did you get spanked when you were in school ?

There are others too, but I am sleepy now and I cannot seem to recollect the others. When I do, I am going to write about it.

Z Ultimate Exam

Tomorrow is going to be the last (regular) exam I shall be writing as a part of my B.E course. Having studied well for the other two exams and totally screwing them, I have decided I shall not be preparing for tomorrow’s exam. So, I am yet to start studying.

However, if I want this to stay my last exam, then I better get going and start studying now.

I just hope, tomorrow I do better than I have so far this semester.

Indian English-Part 02

There’s more of these things to compile a site. But then I have limited time and my eyes are open only for a few ours everyday in which to spot these.

If anyone said, ”But they are just house brokers, why would they require to know English ?” , Here’s an advertisement from The Hindu

OK WORDPRESS IS PISSING ME OFF. ILL POST ON THAT NEXT!! I AM FRUSTRATED!!

 

Probablity = 1.0

Well, for those of you who are wondering what this is about, well it’s just that every IPL team I have supported till date, has lost!! A perfect score. Every single time.

Even if it was not against the odds. Teams must be wishing I don’t support them.

Now, to confirm my theory, I am supporting Delhi daredevils today versus Bangalore Royal Challengers. (Whom I supported against Chennai.) Now, if they lose, you know whom to ask before you place that next bet of yours.  

Check out Delhi Daredevils’ website. It’s pretty decent.